Loserball Fantasy 2024 Season Wish List: Root For The Worst Of The Worst
A new NFL season is here and, with it comes many different hopes and dreams across all 32 team fan bases, fantasy football players, bettors and people who play Loserball. For the latter, it’s those who cheer for the blunders, gaffes and hilarity of football.
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On the brink of the 2024-25 NFL season, we present our Loserball Wish List to bring us nothing but negative points when our teams lay an egg!
#5: The Cowboys continue to mess with Dak Prescott
It’s been a glorious offseason for the Dallas Cowboys in Loserball – defensive coordinator Dan Quinn gone, QB Trey Lance returns and owner Jerry Jones has created the ultimate backfield of buffoonery with “scrap heap” RBs Royce Freeman and Dalvin Cook, “not your daddy’s” Ezekiel Elliott and the truly inspiring lead-dog in Rico Dowdle!
But nothing Dallas has done this summer can trump the mind games and curious nature of the incredibly mismanaged contract status of QB Dak Prescott. As QBs around the league are all getting paid and Dak’s own teammates are hiring armored guards to transport their game checks, this situation is ripe for a beautiful blow up!
#4: The Steelers decide to play Russell Wilson & Justin Fields together
New offensive coordinator Arthur Smith plays too slow and conservative to rack up any serious points in Loserball. There’s nothing worse than the “Hey Diddle, Diddle, let’s run up the middle” approach.
We’re hoping for a much more exciting style of football featuring two passers on the field together with plenty of fakes, laterals, confusion and drama!
#3: “Riverboat” Ron Rivera gets another head coaching gig
Way too much math is being used by the new school head coaches - not only is math boring, but it also improves offensive success rates.
Loserball much prefers the old school going with their gut and making highly volatile and spontaneous decisions which light up the scoreboard.
#2: More Safety dances
There’s no bigger play in Loserball than the -250-point safety, but the most exciting moment in the game doesn’t happen nearly enough. Only 17 safeties were scored in 2023-24, and 18 NFL teams failed to record a single tackle in their opponent’s end zone!
Who could forget last season’s “Christmas Day Miracle” safety taken by QB Lamar Jackson at San Francisco, leading the Ravens to become the top-scoring Loserball team of the week? We implore offensive coaches to get far more aggressive on their own goal line - for the good of the game!
#1: Jameis Winston starts at QB… anywhere!
Whether you’re playing Loserball, fantasy football or betting on the NFL, we can all agree nothing keeps you on the edge of your seat like watching Jameis “You Only Live Once” Winston line up under center.
He’s going to pass the football, it’s going to be deep, there’s going to be a big play and there’s an equal chance the defense scores than the offense. Plus, we need more legendary pregame speeches!
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We can’t expect all our wishes to come true, but we can expect a hilarious and completely reimagined style of fantasy football!
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