Recency bias can be a hell of a drug, and boy is the Randy Arozarena hype through the roof. In 23 games in the regular season, he slashed .281/.382/.641 with seven home runs, 11 RBI and a perfect four-for-four on the base paths. Then, the postseason came and what Arozarena did was comparable to one of Eminem’s lyrics in his song with Joyner Lucas called “Lucky You.”

Eminem says “You could never say to me I’m not a $%#@$% record breaker, I sound like a broken record every time I break a record.” His postseason rap sheet ended with MLB records in hits (29), home runs (ten) and total bases (64), all while hitting an impressive .377 with an asinine .831 slugging percentage. His postseason was impressive and when you combine his regular...