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It's Tuesday which means it is time for another edition of the Top Ten fantasy baseball headlines. I apologize for last week's truncated version which only had five headlines. If you are expecting me to make up for that by doing the Top Fifteen headlines tonight, then you will be gravely disappointed. Instead, you will have to settle for some extra wit and insight. Without further adieu, let's dive right into the Top Ten fantasy baseball headlines for this last day of May.
It's Tuesday which means it is time for the Top Ten list of fantasy baseball newsworthy happenings. However, due to some personal obligations I have tonight, I am going to make this a Top Five list. I hope you don't mind. Before I delve into this week's list, I must disclose something to you loyal readers. I am a lifelong Mets fan (hold your laughter and tears). This week has been even more embarassing to admit that, even after the last few years of collapses, disappointments and failures. If you haven't heard, Mets' owner Fred Wilpon was recently quoted in an article written by Jeffrey Toobin for the New Yorker where he essentially threw his three best players under the bus. He said Jose Reyes will never get Carl Crawford-type money in free agency, David Wright is not a superstar, and that he was a schmuck for signing Carlos Beltran to the 7 year/$119 million contract solely based on the 2004 playoffs (oh and that Beltran is now only 65-70% the player he once was). The disclosure I want to share with you is that Wilpon also said that my writing skills are mediocre at best and that I am as humorous as the German Funnybot from South Park. Thanks Mr. Wilpon. Onto the news.
Welcome back to the second installment of the Tuesday Top Ten. If you are a fan of alliteration, then you should really enjoy that title. If you do not know what alliteration is, then do yourself a favor and look it up. Since it is Tuesday, I will be ranking the ten most newsworthy fantasy baseball events and stories for you in an order that is purely based on my own subjective criteria. Without further adieu, here is your Tuesday Top Ten:
We have the usual Thursday abbreviated schedule again today, and there also seems to be a lack of great performances as well. One of my "favorite" all time fantasy players needs a day off, a former caveman comes through in a big way, and we realize that it is just Tex being Tex. I realize that I might have a new man crush in Kansas City, while another one takes it on the chin in the Bronx. Another Phillies pitcher rolls through a lineup, and a Marlins hurler drives me nuts. It is all in a day's work here at Fantasy Alarm, and remember if you started Joe Mauer tonight, that you would have known to get him out of your lineup if you had signed up for Fantasy Alarm. Check out the homepage to find out more about fantasy baseball's secret weapon!