FANTASY PLAYER UPDATES & NEWS

Glen Perkins was assured that he will pitch in Tuesday's All-Star Game.

Just like Little League, folks -- every kid gets to play. Glen's parents will be thrilled as will everyone else in Minnesota who comes and watches him close out games for the Twins. Duh. The game is at Target Field. What kind of a jackass would John Farrell look like not pitching Perkins? ANALYST: Howard Bender