Alright, it’s time to have a little fun and take a break from our fantasy football training lesson. We all love rankings and occasionally I go a little haywire and just start ranking everything I see. I won’t lie to you, doing my “research” on best cheerleaders and favorite parts of a woman was some of the easiest studying I have ever had to do. From favorite Vegas movies to most delicious candy bars, feel free to chime in with your own lists by hitting me up on Twitter.
(@Jeff_Mans)
RANK | VEGAS MOVIES | POWER BALLADS | GAME DAY EATS | BEST MIXED DRINKS | CANDY BARS | DESSERTS |
1 | The Hangover | Don't Stop Believing - Journey | Pizza | Blueberry Red Bull & Vodka | Reese's Peanut Butter Cup | Banana Cream Pie |
2 | The Godfather II | Don't Know What You Got - Cinderella | Ribs | Maker's Mark 46 & Coke | Whatchamacallit | Fudge Brownies with Icing |
3 | Swingers | November Rain - Guns & Roses | Nachos | Margarita | Kit-Kat | Warm Chocolate Chip Cookies |
4 | Indecent Proposal | Warrant - Heaven | Wings | Cosmopolitan | Snickers | New York Cheesecake |
5 | Leaving Las Vegas | Here I Go Again - Whitesnake | Taco Dip | Captain Morgan & Coke | Twix | Apple Pie A La Mode |
6 | Casino | Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison | Bacon Wrapped Pretzel Sticks | White Russian | Almond Joy | Strawberry Shortcake |
7 | Rain Man | High Enough - Damn Yankees | Burgers | Mai Tai | Caramello | Pineapple Upside Down Cake |
8 | 21 | Mama I'm Coming Home - Ozzy Osbourne | Italian Beef | Jager Bomb | Hershey Bar | Hot Fudge Sundae |
9 | The Cooler | Fly To The Angels - Slaughter | Sloppy Joes | Arnold Palmer | 3 Musketeers | Carrot Cake |
10 | Vegas Vacation | I Want To Know What Love Is - Foreigner | Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese | Mudslide | Nestle Crunch Bar | S'Mores |
RANK | VIDEO GAMES (ALL-TIME) | STAND-UP COMEDIANS | MASCOTS | GAME SHOWS | SUPER POWERS | PARTS OF A WOMAN |
1 | Tecmo Super Bowl | Chris Rock | Philly Phanatic | Jeopardy | Time Travel | Eyes |
2 | R.B.I. Baseball | Andrew "Dice" Clay | Mr. Met | Let's Make A Deal | Teleportation | Butt |
3 | Madden Football 1997-2004 | Louis CK | Georgia Bulldog | Wheel Of Fortune | Become Invisible | Chest |
4 | Super Mario Bros. | Dave Chapelle | Blowie | The Price Is Right | Telepathy | Lips |
5 | Mario Kart | Bill Burr | Phoenix Suns Gorilla | Newlywed Game | Immortality | Legs |
6 | NBA JAM | Eddie Murphy | Bennie The Bull | MTV's Remote Control | Flight | Hair |
7 | Mike Tyson's Punch Out | George Carlin | Oregon Duck | Classic Concentration | X-Ray Vision | Brain |
8 | Tetris | Sam Kinison | Notre Dame Leprachaun | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire | Telekenesis | Neck |
9 | Grand Theft Auto | Jerry Seinfeld | Milwaukee Sausages | Card Sharks | Super Strength | Lower Back |
10 | The Legend Of Zelda | Jarrod Carmichael | Sharkie | Deal Or No Deal | Healing | Shoulders |
Rankings, Rankings, Rankings by Jeff Mans
RANK | OFFENSIVE COORDINATORS | DEFENSIVE COORDINATORS | OFFENSIVE LINES | CHEERLEADERS |
1 | Josh McDaniels - Patriots | Dom Capers - Packers | Dallas Cowboys | Houston Texans |
2 | Norv Turner - Vikings | Wade Philips - Broncos | Arizona Cardinals | Dallas Cowboys |
3 | Hue Jackson - Bengals | Gregg Williams - Rams | Cincinnati Bengals | Jacksonville Jaguars |
4 | Marc Trestman - Ravens | Romeo Crennel - Texans | Arizona Cardinals | Philadelphia Eagles |
5 | Kyle Shanahan - Falcons | Greg Manusky - Colts | Cleveland Browns | Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
6 | Chan Gailey - Jets | Jen Norton, Jr. - Raiders | New Orleans Saints | Arizona Cardinals |
7 | Greg Roman - Bills | Leslie Frazier - Buccaneers | Philadelphia Eagles | Miami Dolphins |
8 | Scott Linehan - Cowboys | Rob Ryan - Saints | Green Bay Packers | Cincinnati Bengals |
9 | Bill Lazor - Dolphins | John Pahano - Chargers | Seattle Seahawks | Denver Broncos |
10 | Todd Haley - Steelers | Vic Fangio - Bears | Pittsburgh Steelers | Tennessee Titans |