2016 MLB Draft Guide: Rankings, Rankings & More Rankings
Published: Jan 01, 2016
| Players to Own | Players to Avoid | I Was Wrong About | I Was Right About | |
| 1 | Christian Yelich | Yoenis Cespedes | Robinson Cano | Jose Abreu |
| 2 | Gregory Polanco | Billy Hamilton | Anthony Rendon | Billy Hamilton |
| 3 | Jose Fernandez | Jeurys Familia | Dallas Keuchel | Josh Donaldson |
| 4 | Kevin Gausman | Michael Pineda | Alex Wood | Adam Eaton |
| 5 | Julio Teheran | DJ LeMahieu | David Ortiz | Carlos Gonzalez |
| 6 | Jose Quintana | Jose Iglesias | Shane Greene | Andrew Miller |
| 7 | Brad Miller | Masahiro Tanaka | Ian Desmond | Shelby Miller |
| 8 | Drew Smyly | Francisco Liriano | Hanley Ramirez | Chris Archer |
| 9 | Ben Revere | Jaime Garcia | Jonathan Lucroy | Ryan Braun |
| 10 | Freddie Freeman | Jacoby Ellsbury | Dee Gordon | Matt Kemp |
| Best Logo | Best Body Parts | Most Noteworthy Tech | Favorite Animal | |
| 1 | Cubs | Breasts | Computer | Gorilla |
| 2 | Blue Jays | Stomach | Internet | Great White Shark |
| 3 | Giants | Derriere | DVR | Dogs |
| 4 | Richmond Flying Squirrels | Guns | Cell Phone | Liger |
| 5 | Hudson Valley Renegades | Feet | Wireless Technology | Chupacabra |
| 6 | Vermont Lake Monsters | Calves | The Bikini | Orca |
| 7 | Fresno Grizzlies | Eyes | Microwave | Platypus |
| 8 | Quad City River Bandits | Hair | GPS | Cheetah |
| 9 | Iron Pigs | Tongue | DNA | Dolphin |
| 10 | Montgomery Biscuits | Eyelashes | Birth Control | Unicorn |
| Favorite Bar Food | Best Superhero Movie | Favorite Holiday | Best Weekend Activity | |
| 1 | Pizza | The Dark Knight | Halloween | Boozing |
| 2 | Nachos | Capt. America: 1st Avenger | Christmas | Movie Watching |
| 3 | Anything with Bacon | Iron Man | St. Patrick's Day | Sleeping |
| 4 | Cheese Sticks | Batman Begins | Thanksgiving | Boozing |
| 5 | Tater Tots | Superman Returns | 4th of July | Seeing Niece/Nephew |
| 6 | Sliders | Original Superman | National Nachos Day | Sun Bathing |
| 7 | Hot Wings | V for Vendetta | Christmas Eve | Wine Country Boozing |
| 8 | Poppers | The Dark Knight Rises | Valentines | Yardwork |
| 9 | Poutine | Unbreakable | National Orgasm Day | Writing This Guide |
| 10 | Pigs in a Blanket | Capt. America: W. Soldier | Birthday | Dancing While Boozing |
| Best Comedians | Halloween Costumes | Dream Job | I Wish I Was | |
| 1 | Jerry Seinfeld | Captain America | Porn Star | Smarter |
| 2 | Dave Chappelle | Superman | Movie Director | Better Looking |
| 3 | Gabriel Iglesias | Batman | Astrophysicist | More Muscular |
| 4 | Steve Martin | Wonder Woman | Whiskey Maker | An Inch Taller |
| 5 | Richard Pryor | Pirate Wench | Cabana Boy | Funnier |
| 6 | My Grandfather | Slutty Whore | Oceanographer | More Debonair |
| 7 | Rodney Dangerfield | Anything in Leather | Archaeologist | Filthy Rich |
| 8 | Dane Cook | Sexy Red Riding Hood | Theologian | On a Beach |
| 9 | Katt Williams | Snow White | Halloween Shop Owner | Boozing at a Club |
| 10 | Amy Schumer | Anything With a Tail | CEO of Disney | Retired |